Prince Phillip gaffes quotations
(On receiving a gift from a Kenyan native woman) You are a woman aren’t you?..
(To a Cayman Islander) Aren’t most of you descended from pirates?..
(To a British ex-pat in Hungary) You can’t have been here that long, you haven’t got a pot-belly yet.
(To a Scottish driving instructor) How do you keep the natives from being inebriated long enough to pass their test?..
Real newspaper headlines quotations
• Include your children when baking cookies
• Something went wrong in jet crash, experts say
• Police begin campaign to run down jaywalkers
• Drunks get nine months in violin case   Â
• Iraqi head seeks arms
• Is there a ring of debris around Uranus?
• Prostitutes appeal to pope
• Panda mating fails, veterinarian takes over
• British left waffles on Falkland Islands
• Teacher strikes idle kids
• Clinton wins budget; more lies ahead
• Plane too close to ground, crash probe told
• Miners refuse to work after death
• Juvenile court to try shooting defendant
• Stolen painting found by tree
• Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout
• War dims hope for peace
• If strike isn’t settled quickly, it may last a while
• Couple slain; police suspect homicide
• Man struck by lightning faces battery charge
• New study of obesity looks for larger test group
• Astronaut takes blame for gas in space
• Kids make nutritious snacks
“One afternoon, my son Joe settled down to do his homework at the kitchen table. I was intrigued by the directional light and the old fashioned abacus...